Saturday, January 21, 2006

God's House

If the church is really God's house, I think he should talk to his interior decorator about getting some more comfortable sofas. Posted by Picasa

1 comment:

Lex said...

I think it's something to do with hardship being good for the soul but not good for the a**hole.

Sorry about the bad joke. I'm really hitting bottom (oops - surely thats for Catholic priests or Nuns)

Did u hear about the yank who visited Ireland. He goes into a bar and after a while gets chatting and gets invited to play his first game of darts ever.

He wasn't doing too badly after a while. When his turn came round again, he throws his first dart and hits 20, he throws another dart and hits treble 20 but his 3rd and final dart bounces off the wire and hits a Nun (sitting in a corner drinking a quiet pint of Guinness) in between the eyes and kills her.

The scoremaster yells 'One Nun dead and Eighty!