Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Sleeping with a cheesey grin

I have found some good news for cheese lovers, apparently cheese does not give you nightmares, but might even actually give you good dreams.

What is interesting is the sort of dreams you have seam to depend on what sort of cheese you have, here is a quick breakdown so you can select your dreams:

Stilton: Odd & Vivid dreams in 75% of men and 85% of women. Examples of these mad dreams included a vegetarian crocodile upset because it could not eat children, and soldiers fighting each other with kittens rather than guns.

Cheddar: 65% had dreams about very attractive celebreties.

Red Leicester: Over 60% had nostalgic dreams about things like school and childhood friends.

British brie tended to give women nice dreams, such as Jamie Oliver cooking dinner in their kitchen, while the men had odd dreams such as having a drunken conversation with a dog.

So enjoy your cheese and enjoy your dreams... I think it's cheddar for me and back for a bit more sleep ... mmmmmm Vin Diesel!

1 comment:

Lex said...

Well other than the fact that Vin Diesel is gay, I say go for it!

Me, I like a ripe Camembert, Stilton orthe extremely whiffy Limburger - wonder what they do?