Monday, August 15, 2005

Exorcising your rights

If posession is nine tenths of the law...

shouldn't exorcism be illegal?

By the way: during the 80's the Catholic Church was experimenting with a new more physical way of getting rid of demon's, they employed "arobic exorcists"

"OK, 1, 2, 3 , right bend, push that demon out, and up, 1 2 3 down to the left and push that demon out"


Lex said...

How about anaerobic excorcists - they might be so good would take your breath away.

Wurn the Bitch!

Oops - sorry I meant Burn the Witch!

Did you know that the paragraph in the bible that says 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' was actually mistranslated (on purpose). It actually says (in the original Hebraic) 'Thou shalt not suffer a poisonor to live' which makes a good deal more sense.

Shelly1990UK said...

I'll get a jackhammer to see if I can penetrate it.